So I cracked three eggs, and every one of them had double yolks. Is that some kind of record?
I found a giant egg in the nest box today so I cracked it open and it had three yolks in it and I’m just so done with chickens right now.
Your chickens are nuts.
I apparently need to buy a lottery ticket because reportedly, the chances of getting one double-yolked egg are 1 in 1,000, and the chances of getting one triple-yolk egg are at 1 in one billion.
Please observe this terribly accurate depiction of my boyfriend and me
here’s a better depiction
try this, actually
you think you’re gonna win this
Oh I don’t think. I know
petition to dub this post the cutest thing ever
if you cut the tip off, how do you seal it when you save it for later?
^^^ Seriously. How do you store it after you open it?
Step one: step two:
Y’all need Jesus.
or even more easy way?
shots are currently being fired
this made me laugh so hard tbh
i still don’t understand the concept of milk bags but this post always makes me laugh my ass off
Meanwhile, the presumed stockpile of penis photos taken by Hollywood actors remains curiously untouched